Druckversion des Themas

Geschrieben von: DJ George le Nagelaux 19 Nov 2003, 21:38

The New California Governator has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Austro-English" (or, if nobody will be offended, "Austrionics"). {play on "Ebonics"; Black-American dialect}

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.


If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas it on to oza pepl.

Geschrieben von: herr_raudy 19 Nov 2003, 21:41

könnt mir des mal wer übersetzen???

Geschrieben von: DJ George le Nagelaux 19 Nov 2003, 22:08

Ne dann geht dabei der Schmäh flöten

Geschrieben von: rosch 19 Nov 2003, 22:45

Geschrieben von: D.H 20 Nov 2003, 22:29

And what happends after ze re-election?

Arnie 4ever!

Geschrieben von: B. 20 Nov 2003, 22:38

so geschrieben ist das aber nicht mit allen neuregelungen konform ...